Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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