Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my shit smells like andre
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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