Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
