all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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