Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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