who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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