Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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