There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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