Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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