Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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