No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't think brook has ever known best
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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