I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
