Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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