Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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