11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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