More tranny stories later!
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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