No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I deserve this hangover.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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