My girlfriend figured out who you are.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
the gays at disneyland are vicious
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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