she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Even my vagina gasped.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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