All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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