The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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