she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
