nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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