time to smoke my breakfast
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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