The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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