it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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