My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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