Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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