If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Dicks are not precious.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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