By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
