oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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