Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Pants are for mortals
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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