We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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