I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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