i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You ate ashes out of my bong
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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