I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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