He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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