so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Are we still banned from the library?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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