he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Randomize
