Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
