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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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