that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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