he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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