i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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