He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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