I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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