she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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