these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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