just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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