dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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